lawyers guns and money

by lillythehtcat

dt popped down..said..

what in the heck have you been up to..

i took july off..summer vacation..

vacation..

well actually i was running a little social experiment..

social experiment..youre about the most unsocial creature i know..

hey..i hang around the place add that homey feel..

so what was the experiment..

well..i wondered that if i didnt publish the blog for a while would people think i had quit..would they think the blog was kaput..

people..

well..mainly the controllers..

and..

came back bigger..bolder..and braver..

i noticed how they are trying to foist the rules on us again..

yeah..the rules they conceded were part of the by-laws..but worse yet theyve unleashed one of the originals..

the henchman..

theyre making him the parking nazi..

oh good lord..

and yesterday he retained a towing company to tow your neighbors car if its parked out front..

billy bobs towing im sure..

well this is certainly going to be fun..

my god..if people thought things were toxic in the past..

heh..heh..just wait..

i can hear the lawyers rubbing their hands with glee..

I parked in guest parking
The way I always do
How was I to know
We had a parking
Nazi, too?

I was sunning by the pool
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Lilly, get me out of this, yeah!

I’m an innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock
And a hard place
And I’m down on my luck
Yes I’m down on my luck
Well I’m down on my luck

I’m hiding in my condo
I’m a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

All right
Send lawyers, guns and money
Huh!

lilly

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