new years resolution

new year resolution

deep throat waltzed in..said..

what are you working on..

my new years resolution..

i didnt think you made new years resolutions..

well normally you are right..i mean whats to change when you are perfect..

so you are making them this year because..

well everyone else seems to be doing it and i thought it would be fun..

im almost afraid to ask the next question..whats your resolution going to be..

ive decided that this year im going to be intolerant..

as if that is going to be a change..where did this come from..

well..i was hanging out in the front parking lot and somebody drove up with one of those bumper sticker thingys that said..coexist

coexist

and i thought since when does this work..i mean im out here with all kinds of predators hell bent on eating me..you know hawks..coyotes..foxes..dogs..bob cats..the traitors..

nature doesnt coexist..its predatory..darwinian..soooo..to fit into the natural scheme of things i thought..coexist my furry butt..

so what are you going to be intolerant of..

ineptness

bullies

bullies accusing me of being a bully

cowards

self-righteousness

pollyannas

taking advantage of others

prejudice

complainers

indecision

controllers

whiners

cry babys

oh..and old whats his…..

ill go call the attorney..

hey..im not done yet..

lilly

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