alices restaurant revisited

by lillythehtcat

dt popped in..said..

ok..what are you up to..

take a look at this picture i took..

how did you take a picture..

uuuhhhhh…..

wait a minute..wheres my iphone….

uuhhh…

dammit..give me that..

anyway..take a look..

see anything unusual..

no..why…

good lord..

what..

its not a lane..let alone a fire lane..

what do you mean..

here..

Definition of lane

• : a narrow road or path

• : a part of road that is marked by painted lines and that is for a single line of vehicles

Source: Merriam-Webster’s Learner’s Dictionary

i dont think a road or path has a planter box with a tree in the middle..just my casual observation..

where are you going with this..

well for as long as i have been here there has been no issue with this space..although there was once a no parking sign there..but thats been gone for many years..and now here we go again with the whole control thing..i mean we just settled a law suit..over this control thingy..less than a year ago..

youre right..

and when one of wonderlands residents parked there for 20 minutes to load the car..

yes..

the resident received a very condescending note on his windshield..

youre sure..

talked to the owner..

ouch..

and now there are crime scene photos..license plate records..vin numbers..

They took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles
And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each
One was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach,
The getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that’s not to
Mention the aerial photography.

Alice’s Restaurant

Arlo Gutherie

this is a blog about wonderland..remember wonderland..

but people park right out front to load and unload all the time..

when has this ever been a problem..or caused a problem..

uuhh..

ill answer it for you….never..

and now the board is talking about painting bright yellow stripes all over the drive to designate the fire lane..

youre kidding..

this is a residence..peoples home..wonderland..its not a by god walmart..

back to control..

neighbors policing neighbors..youre not smart enough to know where and where not to park..youre not smart enough to read the existing fire lane signs..

why does the board continue to think they are smarter than everyone else..that the residents are mere lemmings..

i thought we were over this..obviously..i was wrong..

lilly