missing cats

by lillythehtcat

so dt shuffled down..said..

have you seen the reward poster..

no..is there like a bank robber in the neighborhood..

no..a missing cat..

what..

a missing cat..

and..

well..the owners would like the little guy back..

the owners..

yeah..most cats have owners..

im not getting this..

lets get back to the missing part..

missing..are you kidding..the little guy is gone..coyote bait..

what..

we live in the woods..there are predators out here..coyotes..bob cats..hawks..the little guy is toast..lunch..

thats cold..

lost cat

how much is the reward for..

500..

dollars..

yep..

cash..

suppose so..

hold on..what color was he..

black..

hey..im half black..go get some hair dye or grecian formula..we are about to make a quick 500..

its going to take a little more than being black..

what do you mean..black lives matter..

youre going to have to be social..

what..

affectionate..a house cat..snuggles..

no way..

for a quick 500..

not gonna happen..

i knew it..racist..

im off to watch the pope..

so now your catholic..

what..

maybe you can get a blessing before the coyotes get you..

are you going to offer a reward if i come up missing..

probably not..why..

you could just go ahead and give me the reward money..show me how much you care..

not going to happen..

but black and white lives matter..

im going back up before the black panthers show up..

panthers..what panthers..hey..dont leave..hey……

panther

lilly

 

 

 

 

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