the new lilly
dt popped in said..
whats up my little rabble rouser..
im thinking about changing my name..
youre internationally famous..why are you pondering a name change..
i dont know..it seems to be the hep thing to do in wonderland..
so what are you going to change it to..lola..
dont be a smart ass..
seriously..with lola you could have a cool theme song..
I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
whats wrong with you..
its a song about a transvestite..
hey..wonderland is pretty cool..we have all kinds of..
look mister new age..politically correct..metro male..limpid lizard..i was thinking of changing my name to something more sophisticated..modern..liberated..you know..one of those dual identity type names..a connection between my past..the present and the future i am anticipating..or the past i long to relive..
or perhaps the name you were assigned in the witness protection program..you cant remember what day of the week it is..what past..
hey im brilliant..why im off the charts..thats why i need a name more fitting of my stature..
so what were you prior to lilly..
cat….you can change your name to lilly-cat as opposed to lilly the cat..
now your making fun..im serious..im thinking..you know..maybe lilly onassis or lilly einstein..
what brought this on..
well..again..it seems to be a hip thing to do in wonderland..you know kinda like reinventing yourself..
i think liily the cat is statement enough..
oh i guess..
so you are not reinventing yourself with a name change..
nope..im going all the way..
all the way..
ok that looks good..anything else..
i need some letters after my name..like im degreed or something..im thinking..BfC..
i dont want to know..
and a title..you know..i need a signature block..
everyone knows you..you dont need a signature block..
au contraire..a signature block means you have arrived..youre somebody..
is there anything else..
well..i was thinking about getting my tips frosted and a fluff job..
might as well..youve frosted everyone else in wonderland..i think youre over doing this..i still like the lola idea and a cool theme song..
i thought your shift key didnt work..
it doesnt…i shopped it out..
wheres my credit card..