celebration week..day five

by lillythehtcat

dt popped in..said..

well we have the survey results and this survey had our best ever participation..and….

oh no..not the..

the monkey says..

monkey says

75 per cent of our respondents were residents of wonderland

85 per cent said there should be a change in leadership

not a 100..looks like the controllers must have voted..heh heh..

zero percent said that the landscaping changes were worth 6000 bucks

doesnt look like anyone is happy with that mess..

zero percent said the funds of wonderland were being properly managed

no joke..who would..

15 percent said they would support the lilly defense fund donation box in the lobby

crap..

and of the non residents..

33 per cent said they would live in wonderland

66 per cent said they would like to adopt you

what..the adopt lovable me was not a hundred per cent..

i guess not everyone wants to adopt an anarchist..

sheeeeeesssshhhh..

well face it..you have stirred up a bunch of trouble around here..

i stirred nothing..i merely exposed the truth..

uh huh..

im a peace loving..truthful..reporter..

remember this..

Hey! said my name is called disturbance
Ill shout and scream, I’ll kill the king, I’ll rail at all his servants
Well, what can a poor cat do
Except to sing for a rock n roll band
Cause in sleepy wonderland
There’s no place for a street fighting cat
No

crap..

 lilly..dt and wes

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