the caine

by lillythehtcat

dt floated down..said..

whats up little buddy..what are you watching..

a movie..


yeah..i got netflix..

how did you get netflix..

uuhhhhh…hey..ive been watching the caine mutiny..

wow..thats an old movie..

yeah 1954..but it reminds me a lot of wonderland..

oh it so..

well wonderland is a lot like the ship the caine..

really…how so..

here listen to this quote..

The first thing you’ve got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots. This is the engine room. To operate, all you need is any group of well-trained monkeys. Ninety-nine percent of everything we do is strict routine. Only one percent requires creative intelligence.

sounds like wonderland doesn’t it..

ok i see where youre going..

and then theres the paranoid captain queeg..

humphrey bogart’s role..

yeah..and wonderland…..

stop..i dont like where this is going..

oh…now you are really seeing the analogy..

im calling the lawyers…just out of do the strawberries  fit into wonderland…



lint..dryer lint..

Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic…

caine 2

oooohhhhhh…the obsession with excess dryer lint..the persecution of the maintenance man..

over dryer lint..

you didnt use my credit card to subscribe to netflix did you..

gotta go….

im cancelling your netflix..

cant hear you..the dryers running..