midnight rambler

by lillythehtcat

dt bounces down says..

you look terrible..

im soaked you idiot..did you ever see a wet cat that looked good..so how are things up in the dry confines of wonderland..

looney tunes..where have you been..

hey i wrote a great 4th blog yesterday..

you were promoting anarchy in wonderland..where were you the week before..

i was busy..

sleeping in the sunshine..

whoa..i was working on the members only section of the blog..so whats so nutso..

 there is a midnight rambler in wonderland..

pppfffttt..

hey fuzzy wuzzy..we have residents that believe there is someone snooping around at night..

im nocturnal..

not you knucklehead..

then who..

oh someones over active imagination..and on top of that we have someone impersonating a board member..

and you wonder why i live outside..

i may move out with you..

you wouldnt last a night..anyway wonderland has a bunch of certifiable..bona fide..license carrying..bat shit crazy lunatics..running loose among us..is it time to call the home..

johnny

huh..

you know send out the funny wagon..a vacation with a happy meal..so for the wig flip with the nocturnal hallucinations..

Did you hear about the Midnight Rambler?
Ev’rybody got to go
Did you heard about the Midnight Rambler,
the one that shut the kitchen door?

He don’t give a hoot of warning
wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He don’t go in the light of the morning
He’s split, the time the cook’rel crows

Talkin’ ’bout the Midnight Rambler,
the one you never seen before
Talkin’ ’bout the midnight gambler
Did you see him jump the garden wall?
Sighin’ down the wind softly
Listen and you hear him moan

Did you hear about the Midnight Rambler?
He’ll leave his footprints up and down your hall
Did you hear about the Midnight Rambler?
Did you see me make my midnight call

and for the wacko speaking for the board..well..more to come..

lilly

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