deep throat comes down says..
whats so funny fuzzy wuzzy..
i was reading the news on the ol dell and i found this hilarious article complete with a video..
someone taped a board meeting..
no..i mean really funny..i mean..pppffffttt..ggghhhhhttt..
stop laughing.. what was the story..
oh good lord thats sick..whats the matter with you..
wait you havent seen the video..
i cant watch this..its sick..your sick..your not putting the video in the blog..no way jose..
how about the head line and a sentence or two..
Horror as bear on a bike EATS a monkey at the end of sick circus cycle race
After two laps of the track, one of the monkeys crash and the bear then attacks it as it lies stuck under the bicycle.
you did it didnt you..
uh huh..did you see that chinese guy smackin the bear with a stick trying to make him stop eating the monkey..i could watch that over and over..i mean what did they think was going to happen..the bear was going to change its ways..sing kumbaya..its a by-golly-bear..im suprised he didnt eat the guy with the stick..you know..chinese take out..pppfffttt ggghhhhtttt..that will be one order of satay and one general tsos monkey..gggggcchhcchhtttt pppfffttt..
you dont like monkeys do you..
whats to like..but its really about the bear..
you dont think a bear riding a bicycle behind two monkeys was just waiting for the opportunity..oh please..oh please..just fall off the bike..yes..jackpot..ppppfffttt ggghhhttt kkkktt
you are one sick cat..
do you think you could get the chipmunks in wonderland to ride bicycles..you know cute little bikes and i could snarf the chjppys right off the bikes..you could charge admission..pppfffttttt…
im going back upstairs..
there are bears in wonderland who would love to make a meal out of me..if they could only ride a bicycle..ggghhhtttt…
now i would pay to see wonderlands bears on a bike..
im done and dont post the link to the video..
people can find it..pppffft..just google the headline..
oh just beat me with a stick….ppppfffftttt..ill have an order of kung pao monkey with cashews…pppppffffftttttttt….and a side of moo goo gai pan chippy..ooooh jeez..i cant stop laughing…
let me ask you something..
what makes a balloon go up..
then whats holding you down..