the week in wonderland
the following is a recreation of the past weeks events in wonderland.
names have been changed to protect the innocent and guilty.
queen..my dear prince..you have had a very big week..you toured wonderland with the king.
prince..yes madam..we made lots of notes.
queen..on your favorite yellow pad.
prince..i suggested we remove every other light bulb in the halls to save money.
queen..still trying to save money i see to assuage your….
prince..i got to give orders.
prince..i ordered the maintenance man to break concrete under the parking deck.
queen..oh be careful..we dont want him to resign.
prince..he wouldnt dare..oh and we decided that the pool would only be open on the fourth of july.
prince..yes..think of the money we will save..and the rest of the year the pool will only be for..
prince..anyway i hear you were active this week hunting down rule violators.
queen..you have been parking out front all week..off with your head.
violator..but madam i am a board member..one of the chosen.
violator..yes madam..surely you thought i was someone else.
queen..not mahatma…not a renter…one of our own..
violator..yes madam…uh..you know..im..like..a..board member.
queen..not any more..and next time i shall have your head.
queen..and where is the entry carpet..ive been looking at this torn carpet for months..i want to wear heels again..where is the carpet committee.
queen..you are still hunting the cat..
prince..yes madam..i have people working on that.
queen..still using your charm i take it.
queen..when will they learn.
prince..madam..there is rumbling among the commoners that our way of life in wonderland is in jeopardy.
queen..what are you talking about..
prince..the rules committee and the parking….
queen..silence you cur..do not speak to me of roooles..i make the roooles around here..these people must have rules and plenty of them..they cannot think for themselves..let alone pay their bills.
the mere thought of them without our roooles..well..its preposterous.
queen..silence..silence..if you want to keep your..