gold watch

by lillythehtcat

deep throat mosied in said..

well it may be time for the ol gold watch..

what are you talking about..

when you retire from a job its tradition that your employer gives you a gold watch..

why..

i dont know..its just something thats done a lot..

so what do you mean retire..

when people get older..supposedly they have saved enough money and they can quit their jobs and stay at home or travel..

do i get to retire..

you are retired..you dont work..

oh..so who is going to retire..

well..you better sit down..

i am sitting..get on with it..

well..your buddy..

no………..dont say it…

hes older than you think and..

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..who will feed me in the morning..whos going to scratch my ears..this cant be..he wouldnt..he cant..why..why oh why oh why…

well..he has always said that if the controllers get back in charge..he would retire..and the controllers are making a pretty big effort to take over the board..and well..you know as well as i do hes a man of his word..i mean..maybe not..but i wouldnt be surprised..

ill starve..

you are not  going to starve..look at you..

im going to let that slide in my moment of grief..hes my friend and i only have two..not counting you..

well..you better start warming up to some new people around here..

you know how hard that is for me..ill tell you one think..if this comes to pass..and that good man retires because of the controllers..i and this blog will unleash the hounds of hell on them..

their big boy pants better be made out of chain mail..

lilly

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