deep throat came down..
hey little buddy..you were right about that cell tower thing..its really dangerous..particularly if you are outside all day and unprotected.
crap..i knew it..im toast..
yeah doesnt look good..i found a picture of a cat..a lot like you..who lived next to one of these things..here take a look at what happened to him..
whoa..hey little buddy are you alright..
i think you fainted..
look at me..i couldnt be any cuter if i was sitting in a little red wagon..i have fans..this cant be happening..i cant be the condo cat looking like that..theyll put me in a leper colony or east nashville..what morons came up with this..
im queasy..i think i have radiation poisoning..
the tower hasnt been put up yet..no radiation…..yet..
ive got to get online and see how to protect myself..go buy a boat load of reynolds wrap..